"Well, that certainly isn't my intention." He chuckles. "West is my surname, and 'Dream Analytics' is just a succinct, if not slightly ostentatious way of describing my practice. I have a doctorate in psychology and in arcana, plus I have a rare psychic ability known as dreamwalking. I use this combination of science and magic to enter the dreams of clients and assist them in processing nightmares, to help heal trauma or alleviate insomnia. But I also happily offer regular talk therapy as well."

Neil takes a sip of his own tea and smiles warmly. "Now, in exchange for listening to my unbidden sales pitch, I should offer you recompense in the form of using my phone and an optional muffin."